break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
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