do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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