I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
bring money and cleavage
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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