i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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