Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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