she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
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