Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
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