she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
A little boy in a bathroom stall just shouted "mom where's your penis?? Is it inside you?"
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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