It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Randomize
