is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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