I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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