You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
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Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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