I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
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