p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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