You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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