honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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