why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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