sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Dick very happy bro
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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