I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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