I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
Randomize
