wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
Randomize
