Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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