She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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