I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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