I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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