She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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