another moral hangover. fuck.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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