Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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