"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
this beer tastes like vomit already
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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