break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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