so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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