New low: just hacked my moms facebook
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
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