SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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