gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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