So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
