it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
Randomize
