I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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