I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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