The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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