i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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