I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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