The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
