i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
...so i touched it.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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