i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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