I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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