i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
How many fucks given?
0.12846
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Someone signed my nipple.
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