I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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