Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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