physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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