big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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