i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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