Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
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