just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
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