I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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