quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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